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"Things That I Buy" is a song taken from episode 26 of the Bantha Fodder Podcast. It is a parody of Old Best Friend's tune "Things that Happen" which is available on Bandcamp as well at obf.wtf, which is a cool URL.
lyrics
I can't believe I missed the drop last night
I thought the links to tickets posted at nine pacific time
My credit card was saved for speed inside the app
By the time I clicked through, it was too late
But I found a loophole
Saw three tickets there on craigslist
So I sent an email
What I'm really trying to tell you
Is I can't believe the tickets I got were so expensive
What about my sons?
Would they want want to see this more than my friends Hank or Don?
If i do not go
Am i a true fan? i don’t know...
I’m seeing figures when i close my eyes.
I've been in line at Target roughly since half past five.
Each year I spend nearly seven hundred dollars
I have maxed out all my cards
But just think about it
So much value in the packaging
I’ve made a sound investment
What im really trying to tell you
Is this LEGO set has eight thousand forty-three pieces
What about my kids?
Can i afford to buy them any christmas gifts?
If I sold this toy
I could bring them both some joy... then again...
I saved my cash away til opening night
A happy Christmas for my children was still on my mind
Saw some signs for cups exclusive to the show and
I thought I had the strength to find my seat and pass them by...
But then I approach the counter
Just some popcorn and a small drink
Now my mind is racing
And I don't know what's possessed me
What I’m really trying to tell you
Is I bought duplicates of every cup and several posters
Okay ill bite!
Could this be the reason why im nearly broke and lost my wife?
If I kept my cool
I could save my checks and possibly
Even send both of my kids to decent schools.
credits
released December 28, 2017
released December 28, 2017
Written by: Jacob Tender
Performed and produced by: Mike Comite
"Things That Happen" written by: Old Best Friend